Top 20 Signs of the Militant Pagan
The Few, the Proud, the Armed!
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- You use a flame-thrower to light the altar candles
- Your athame has a bayonet attachment to fit on your M-16
- Your robe is made of camouflage material
- Your cakes & wine come from MRE's
- Your book of shadows contains plans on defusing bombs, poison antidotes and basic survival techniques
- Your circle is marked by barbed-wire
- You have to take an ATV or HumVee to get to the Covenstead
- You use an artillery shell casing for your God symbol
- You use a hand grenade for a God symbol (if there isn't an artillery shell available)
- You take down a tent to move the Covenstead
- Your familiar is an attack-trained Doberman, Rottweiler or German Shepherd
- You use a hubcap for a scrying dish
- You use teargas to smudge when doing banishings
- Your goddess symbol is Tank Girl
- Your tradition's 1st degree training includes Ninjitsu or other forms of martial arts
- Your circle name is Spike, Slash, Ripcord, Hawkeye, Bubba, or anything that ends with 'ster'
- You use machine gun fire to cast your circle
- You use a compass for a divination tool
- You use a bullet on a string for a pendulum
- You call your High Priest "Commander", and your High Priestess "General"
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