Astrological Light
Bulb Jokes
Q--How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
A--Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs!
Q--How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
A--"What, me move?"
Q--How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?
A--II
Q--How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?
A--Just one, but he has to bring his mommy.
Q--How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A--12; one to change the bulb and the rest to applaud!
Q--How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
A--One to clean the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install it, and two engineers to check the work.
Q--How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
A--Libras can never decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
Q--How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
A--None; they like the dark!
Q--How many Sagittarius does it take to change a light bulb?
A--One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.
Q--How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A--"The light's fine as it is!"
Q--How many Aquarius does it take to change a light bulb?
A--"Have you asked the bulb if it wants to be changed?"
Q--How many Pisces does it take to change a light bulb?
A--Fish.
A--Pisces are usually too drunk to reach the socket.
Q--How many astrologers does it take to
change a light bulb?
A--"Don't ask me now--Mercury's
retrograde!"
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