Celtic & Norse
Jokes
Q--Why did God invent whiskey?
A--To prevent the Irish from ruling the world!
Q--What's Irish sunblock?
A--A pub.
A Scotsman was invited for a visit to the home of his Canadian friend. Soon after the Scotsman arrived, he glanced out the window to see a huge beast just outside. He pointed, and asked his Canadian friend, "Och, lad, what's that?" The Canadian replied, "Oh, that's a moose." The Scotsman stared in disbelief, and replied, "That's a moose?! Well, how big are yer cats around here?"
A Norseman returned to the king he served to pay homage. The king asked, "So, my faithful jarl, how have you spent
your time a-Viking?" The Norseman replied proudly, "I've been pillaging, plundering, raping, and burning in the villages of your enemies to the West!" The king scratched his head and said, "I don't believe I have any enemies in the West." To which the Norseman replied, "Well, now you do!"
A Scotsman and a Norseman were walking along a road, when they came upon a sheep with its head stuck between two fence-rails. The Scotsman immediately rushed up to the sheep, flipped his kilt up, and went at it with enthusiasm. When he was done, he said to the Norseman, "Och, that was a good 'un. Laddie, have you ever tried this?" The Norseman admitted he hadn't, and the Scotsman said, "Well, you really ought to!" The Norseman sized up the situation for a minute, and then said, "Well, I would, but I don't think I can get my head between those rails."
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