The Naughty Young Maids of An Tir (Note: I'd love to give credit where credit is due, so if anyone knows the author, please email!)
Chorus:
Hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny,
Let's give a cheer,
Let's give a cheer for the maids of An Tir!
Hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny,
Let's give a cheer,
For the Naughty Young Maids of An Tir!

Drachenwald girls
Will do it for pearls,
Atlantians do it for jade.
The girls of the Middle
Will cuddle--a little,
But An Tir is where you'll get laid!

If you like round asses,
Try out Eastern Lasses
For bosoms you'll have to go West.
But if you crave thighs
And passionate sighs
The wenches of An Tir are best!

The girls of Trimaris
Are hot where their hair is
And so is a Meridies maid.
But if you're looking for dames
To consume you in flames
Try an An Tirian maid!

Out in Atenveldt
They'll go down on a Celt,
But in Ansteorra they bite!
Out in Calontir
They screw once a year
But in AnTir they screw every night! (Or is it knight?)

In Caid they'll put out
For a flagon of stout.
Outlanders do it for mead.
But here, in An Tir,
They buy YOU the beer
And give you whatever you need!

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