McWicca
by The Pendragon
::crackle:: "Welcome to McWicca, may I help you?" ::crackle::

"Yeah, hi, my name is Raven Ravensong and I would like to be a Witch, please?"

::crackle:: "Would you like to try the Coven Combo?" ::cracle::

"Sure, and can I get a First Degree initiation on that?"

::crackle:: "Yes, and for two dollars more, you can Buckland-size it." ::crackle::

"Okay, let's do that."

::crackle:: "Thanks for ordering, please drive through." ::crackle::

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