WW?D
By the Blessed Bee
As we all know, WWJD? is "What Would Jesus Do?" Now we have:
WWAD? A= Artemis -- Turn him into a stag to be torn apart by his barking poodle.
WWAD? A= Athena -- Stare him down (Then beat the crap out of them... in a logical manner.)
WWAD? A= Adonis -- Take them boar hunting.
WWAD? A= Anubis -- Give them a fine funeral.
WWAD? A= Apollo -- Test their musical skills... in a fair contest.
WWAD? A= Aphrodite -- Don`t you mean "Who" would Aphrodite do?
WWAD? A= Attis -- First off... his voice would get REAL HIGH!...
WWAD? A= Astarte -- Make love AND war.
WWAD? A= Aequitas -- Give them a fair deal.
WWAD? A= Angerona (Goddess of secrecy) -- Not gonna tell ya!
WWBD? B= Baal -- Shine some light on it.
WWBD? B= Bacchus -- Get them drunk and turn them into dolphins.
WWBD? B= Boreas -- Blow them out of the water.
WWBD? B= Britannia -- Rule!
WWBD? B= Buddha -- Does it matter? If you are enlightened it does not. If you are not enlightened it still doesn`t matter.
WWCD? C= Ceres -- Discuss it calmly while holding a scythe.
WWCD? C= Ceridwen -- Stir it up one more time.
WWCD? C= Chaos -- No one is quite sure... but it will be messy and interesting.
WWCD? C= Cthulu -- Does it matter? No one will survive anyway.
WWDD? D= Demeter -- Lay waste to your lands if you don`t have her daughter back by 10 p.m.! (And DON`T lay a hand on her!)
WWDD? D= Discordia -- Here... have an apple...IF you are the fairest!
WWED? E= Epona -- Give them a good tip on a fast horse in the sixth.
WWED? E= Ereskigal -- Strip them and hang them on a hook to rot.
WWTED? ET= The Elueusinians -- It`s a mystery!
WWFD? F= Flora -- Say it with flowers.
WWFD? F= Fortuna -- Play the lottery.
WWFD? F= Fides -- Keep good faith.
WWGD? G= Gaia -- Remind them to worship the ground they stand on.
WWHD? H= Hades -- Tell them to go to Hell.
WWHD? H= Hecate -- Show them the right path... or is it the left?
WWHD? H= Hera -- She`d get jealous.
WWHD? H= Hercules -- He`d labor to come up with an answer.
WWHD? H= Hermes -- Tell them to get the message or take a hike.
WWHD? H= Herne -- Lead them on a Wild Hunt!
WWID? I= Iris -- Paint them a rainbow to send the message.
WWID? I=Isis -- Find every part of them after they are torn apart.
WWJD? J= Janus -- Look the other way.
WWJD? J= Juno -- Make sure they marry well.
WWJD? J= Jupiter -- Strike them down with a bolt from the blue.
WWKD? K= Kali - Tear out their beating heart, drink their blood & dance on their trembling corpse. Then wear body parts as jewelry.
WWKD? K= Klotho -- Wind it up.
WWKD? K= Kwan Yin -- Show them some mercy.
WWLD? L= Loki -- Turn left at the next street, buy five chickens, "borrow" some jewelry, change into a
seal and steal some apples. For starters.
WWLD? L= Luna -- Moon them!
WWMD? M= Mithras -- Cut the bull!
WWMD? M= Mars -- Suit up for battle.
WWMD? M= Mercury -- Change his mind... again.
WWND? N= Narcissus -- Huh? Is there someone else here?
WWND? N= Neptune -- Ride the ninth wave.
WWND? N= Nemesis -- Get "furious".
WWND? N= Nike -- Be victorious.
WWND? N= Nyx -- "Good Night!"
WWOD? O= Osiris -- Cut to the "bone".
WWOD? O= Odin -- Hang on a tree for nine days until you start seeing things.
WWOD? O= Orpheus -- Sing the blues.
WWPD? P= Pan -- Tell them to "Pipe down or fuck off."
WWPD? P= Pax -- Tell them "peace".
WWPD? P= Persephone -- Just take a little bite, it won't be that bad.
WWPD? P= Pluto -- Hump Minnie`s leg.
WWPD? P= Poseidon -- Have an adventure... but there has to be a morning after.
WWPD? P= Prometheus -- Give it some thought first.
WWSD? S= Set -- You don't want to know but it won't be nice.
WWSD? S= Shiva -- Start all over again.
WWTD? T= Themis -- Put on a blindfold before she decides.
WWTD? T= Thor -- Hammer it out.
WWVD? V= Vesta -- Keep the home fires burning.
WWVD? V= Vulcan -- Live long and prosper.
WWYD? Y= Yahweh -- "I hear you, I hear you. Stop with the burning bush already! OY!
WWZD? Z= Zeus -- By Jove, he`d flirt with the girls!
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